24
Oct
I really used to like referring to myself as a “Low Budget Seth Cohen”, but The OC is gone and dead, I’ve aged a bit, and average jokes from 3 years ago really don’t stay relevant. So let’s reinvent!
Depending on your view, the following either makes me cool or a douche (but likely both):
- Video Games > RL
- Musical taste isn’t definable, and includes lots of really bad music (but it’s still better than what you like)
- Faux-prentiousness
- Short tempered
- Can’t not like “…Baby One More Time” by Fountains of Wayne
- Cares too much about Popular Culture
- Refers to Pop-Culture as Popular Culture (and even capitalizes it all)
- Internet memes
- Political memes
- Thief (of your heart)
- New tech
- Generalist (not the military kind)
- Strong self-analysis
- Weak self-helper
- Critical of easy targets
- Scared of stronger targets
- Easily convinced
- (Parenthesis)
